her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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