We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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