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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS

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• (315): View more from New York

  There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster

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• (818): View more from California

  You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE

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  HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT

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  GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots

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