I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We have so much sex to catch up on
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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