It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
