I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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