also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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