I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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