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  • She must breed midget ponies.

    Submitted by WallyTheWombat on Mar 31, 11 at 11:46am
  • I love when women lie

    Submitted by jason1983 on Mar 31, 11 at 12:29pm
  • I find this to be a stretch. A long stretch...

    Submitted by rick_scott on Mar 31, 11 at 12:27pm
  • this is obviously fake, if it wasn't, OP would be on trial for attempted murder with a deadly weapon.

    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 31, 11 at 12:54pm
  • of course it's better! It won't rip her insides out.\nI'm more concerned about her checking out horse dicks.

    Submitted by Diomedes on Mar 31, 11 at 2:46pm
  • guys come on, its called a sympathy statement, let the man be happy with his couple inches for a minute lol

    Submitted by beaudacious on Mar 31, 11 at 2:11pm
  • The comments are better than the post, as usual.

    Submitted by toomuchsparetime on Mar 31, 11 at 12:33pm

    Submitted by supacutiee on Apr 1, 11 at 11:05am
  • Shouldn't -just like I shouldn't be posting if I don't read my posts before submitting them

    Submitted by urmomisanonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 11:54am
  • She must use ordered semen.

    Submitted by Bigolebilly on Mar 31, 11 at 11:48am
  • How is it that no one who comments on here realizes that it's a compliment not meant in fact. Like when you say "I could eat a horse I'm so hungry" are you literally going to go eat a whole horse? No.

    Submitted by calgirl412 on Mar 31, 11 at 6:17pm
  • Not even- she probably breeds seahorses... Or she is blind... Either way you shoulda be bragging!

    Submitted by urmomisanonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 11:52am
  • Ah hahahaha, ya right! I call bullshit.

    Submitted by nanobott on Mar 31, 11 at 12:34pm
  • "How to greet the king of the centaurs" Dungeon Master.

    Submitted by squibkick on Mar 31, 11 at 9:14pm
  • she didn't.

    Submitted by slammered on Mar 31, 11 at 1:55pm
  • Was she Ke$ha?

    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 3, 11 at 10:26pm
  • Dude you heard wrong... SEA horses.... Sea horses man

    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on Apr 18, 11 at 6:15pm
  • Tangerineballs, I'm not jealous. Yeah I'm no Visante Shiancoe (dudes already know, girls google Crank of Shiancoe) but with out pills or surgery, this dude is not bigger than a horse

    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 31, 11 at 1:49pm
    • wallythewombat has it right. men can be bigger then a mini horse.... its true

      Submitted by donkey4u on Mar 31, 11 at 9:25pm
  • What a liar

    Submitted by just_sayin on Mar 31, 11 at 3:03pm
  • Don't worry, she's just trying to make you feel better about how small it really is:)

    Submitted by iloveyoujosh on Apr 1, 11 at 9:00am
  • and you were gullible enough to believe her!

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 15, 11 at 7:46pm
  • urmomisanonymous- you actually made me laugh out loud.

    Submitted by russellhank on Mar 31, 11 at 12:23pm
  • ouch :/

    Submitted by donkey4u on Mar 31, 11 at 11:55am
  • How does shit so obviously fake make it on here????????? It's not even remotely funny either.

    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 1:19pm
  • Damn, jealous much? It doesn't make a text fake or bullshit just cuz you're insecure about your dong size.

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Mar 31, 11 at 1:36pm
    • then obviously you've never seen a horse's penis...

      Submitted by CIT on Mar 31, 11 at 1:54pm
    • u also r knew here. Oviously it is a play on manlaw6 but u wouldn't know that becuz u r a 4 year old girl. ACTIVATE AC ACTIVATE

      Submitted by Masturch33f on Mar 31, 11 at 3:34pm
  • She breeds horses. So. She has a dick.

    Submitted by lifes2short on Mar 31, 11 at 8:03pm
  • It's possible. Horses are 10"-12" on average.\nThat's still pretty big though, to be bigger than a foot.

    Submitted by xanaduu on Mar 31, 11 at 8:14pm
  • Only in the 717! PA REPRESENT

    Submitted by meganeb123 on Apr 6, 11 at 5:12pm
  • Sure she did....

    Submitted by hot_box74 on Apr 10, 11 at 8:17pm