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  • Submitted by WallyTheWombat on Mar 31, 11 at 11:46am

    She must breed midget ponies.

  • Submitted by jason1983 on Mar 31, 11 at 12:29pm

    I love when women lie

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Mar 31, 11 at 12:27pm

    I find this to be a stretch. A long stretch...

  • Submitted by thebatman on Mar 31, 11 at 12:54pm

    this is obviously fake, if it wasn't, OP would be on trial for attempted murder with a deadly weapon.

  • Submitted by Diomedes on Mar 31, 11 at 2:46pm

    of course it's better! It won't rip her insides out.\nI'm more concerned about her checking out horse dicks.

  • Submitted by beaudacious on Mar 31, 11 at 2:11pm

    guys come on, its called a sympathy statement, let the man be happy with his couple inches for a minute lol

  • Submitted by toomuchsparetime on Mar 31, 11 at 12:33pm

    The comments are better than the post, as usual.

  • Submitted by urmomisanonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 11:54am

    Shouldn't -just like I shouldn't be posting if I don't read my posts before submitting them

  • Submitted by Bigolebilly on Mar 31, 11 at 11:48am

    She must use ordered semen.

  • Submitted by calgirl412 on Mar 31, 11 at 6:17pm

    How is it that no one who comments on here realizes that it's a compliment not meant in fact. Like when you say "I could eat a horse I'm so hungry" are you literally going to go eat a whole horse? No.

  • Submitted by urmomisanonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 11:52am

    Not even- she probably breeds seahorses... Or she is blind... Either way you shoulda be bragging!

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    Submitted by supacutiee on Apr 1, 11 at 11:05am

    ...APRIL FOOLS!

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    Submitted by nanobott on Mar 31, 11 at 12:34pm

    Ah hahahaha, ya right! I call bullshit.

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    Submitted by slammered on Mar 31, 11 at 1:55pm

    ...no she didn't.

  • 67 49
    Submitted by squibkick on Mar 31, 11 at 9:14pm

    "How to greet the king of the centaurs"....by Dungeon Master.

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on Apr 18, 11 at 6:15pm

    Dude you heard wrong... SEA horses.... Sea horses man

  • 63 58
    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 31, 11 at 1:49pm

    Tangerineballs, I'm not jealous. Yeah I'm no Visante Shiancoe (dudes already know, girls google Crank of Shiancoe) but with out pills or surgery, this dude is not bigger than a horse

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      Submitted by donkey4u on Mar 31, 11 at 9:25pm

      wallythewombat has it right. men can be bigger then a mini horse.... its true

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    Submitted by russellhank on Mar 31, 11 at 12:23pm

    urmomisanonymous- you actually made me laugh out loud.

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    Submitted by just_sayin on Mar 31, 11 at 3:03pm

    What a liar

  • 65 82
    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 1:19pm

    How does shit so obviously fake make it on here????????? It's not even remotely funny either.

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    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 3, 11 at 10:26pm

    Was she Ke$ha?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by iloveyoujosh on Apr 1, 11 at 9:00am

    Don't worry, she's just trying to make you feel better about how small it really is:)

  • 64 83
    Submitted by tangerineballs on Mar 31, 11 at 1:36pm

    Damn, jealous much? It doesn't make a text fake or bullshit just cuz you're insecure about your dong size.

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      Submitted by CIT on Mar 31, 11 at 1:54pm

      then obviously you've never seen a horse's penis...

    • 56 59
      Submitted by Masturch33f on Mar 31, 11 at 3:34pm

      u also r knew here. Oviously it is a play on manlaw6 but u wouldn't know that becuz u r a 4 year old girl. ACTIVATE AC ACTIVATE

  • 56 78
    Submitted by lifes2short on Mar 31, 11 at 8:03pm

    She breeds horses. So. She has a dick.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by donkey4u on Mar 31, 11 at 11:55am

    ouch :/

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    Submitted by xanaduu on Mar 31, 11 at 8:14pm

    It's possible. Horses are 10"-12" on average.\nThat's still pretty big though, to be bigger than a foot.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by meganeb123 on Apr 6, 11 at 5:12pm

    Only in the 717! PA REPRESENT

  • 36 56
    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 15, 11 at 7:46pm

    and you were gullible enough to believe her!

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    Submitted by hot_box74 on Apr 10, 11 at 8:17pm

    Sure she did....