She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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She must breed midget ponies.
I love when women lie
I find this to be a stretch. A long stretch...
this is obviously fake, if it wasn't, OP would be on trial for attempted murder with a deadly weapon.
of course it's better! It won't rip her insides out.\nI'm more concerned about her checking out horse dicks.
guys come on, its called a sympathy statement, let the man be happy with his couple inches for a minute lol
The comments are better than the post, as usual.
Shouldn't -just like I shouldn't be posting if I don't read my posts before submitting them
She must use ordered semen.
Not even- she probably breeds seahorses... Or she is blind... Either way you shoulda be bragging!
How is it that no one who comments on here realizes that it's a compliment not meant in fact. Like when you say "I could eat a horse I'm so hungry" are you literally going to go eat a whole horse? No.
Ah hahahaha, ya right! I call bullshit.
"How to greet the king of the centaurs"....by Dungeon Master.
...no she didn't.
Was she Ke$ha?
Dude you heard wrong... SEA horses.... Sea horses man
Tangerineballs, I'm not jealous. Yeah I'm no Visante Shiancoe (dudes already know, girls google Crank of Shiancoe) but with out pills or surgery, this dude is not bigger than a horse
wallythewombat has it right. men can be bigger then a mini horse.... its true
What a liar
Don't worry, she's just trying to make you feel better about how small it really is:)
urmomisanonymous- you actually made me laugh out loud.
How does shit so obviously fake make it on here????????? It's not even remotely funny either.
Damn, jealous much? It doesn't make a text fake or bullshit just cuz you're insecure about your dong size.
then obviously you've never seen a horse's penis...
u also r knew here. Oviously it is a play on manlaw6 but u wouldn't know that becuz u r a 4 year old girl. ACTIVATE AC ACTIVATE
and you were gullible enough to believe her!
She breeds horses. So. She has a dick.
Only in the 717! PA REPRESENT
It's possible. Horses are 10"-12" on average.\nThat's still pretty big though, to be bigger than a foot.
Sure she did....