Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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