Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you still have your period?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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