I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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