the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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