I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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