I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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