So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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