What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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