So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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