I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
In America we eat man semen.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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