do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.