wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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