I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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