You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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