I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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