Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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