as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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