The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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