8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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