they need to just BURY HIM!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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