and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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