So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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