So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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