I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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