Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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