His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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