You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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