: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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