What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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