u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize