all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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