I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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