i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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