Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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Listen to me when I tell you this. There is a time for a man; when you want the full experience of sex and such. And there is a time for a vibrator; when you want the o in two minutes or under and get on w/ your day. Plain and simple.
You're at war with your vagina? You should call in the navy. One slutty vag is no match for thousands of seamen.
Why on earth are you at war with your vagina?
Cue the hypocritical whore comment onslaught
Less likely to get an onslaught of STDs and more likely to finish sure sounds like losing to me.
If you're anywhere under age 25, the vibrator will be better than a boyfriend.... Date older, or get a vibrator.
More like letting a few spies slip behind enemy lines...
F that. If you're willing to consider a vibrator, just go full on and go find a hard cock. That way, the vibrator won't be left behind to remind you of your failure when you snap back into reality.
Or you could try having a real relationship with someone. But that would require actual effort on your part and force you to grow up. Never mind.
That was just fucking dumb ...
Haliganbar do you some how know my ex friend?! Wish I could past this on her wall but tis blocked.