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    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Jun 7, 12 at 2:43pm

    Listen to me when I tell you this. There is a time for a man; when you want the full experience of sex and such. And there is a time for a vibrator; when you want the o in two minutes or under and get on w/ your day. Plain and simple.

  • 80 71
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 7, 12 at 12:42pm

    You're at war with your vagina? You should call in the navy. One slutty vag is no match for thousands of seamen.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 7, 12 at 9:36am

    Why on earth are you at war with your vagina?

  • 64 79
    Submitted by kushkong420 on Jun 7, 12 at 9:08am

    Cue the hypocritical whore comment onslaught

  • 57 68
    Submitted by WesPip on Jun 7, 12 at 12:57pm

    Less likely to get an onslaught of STDs and more likely to finish sure sounds like losing to me.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:18pm

    If you're anywhere under age 25, the vibrator will be better than a boyfriend.... Date older, or get a vibrator.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 7, 12 at 4:44pm

    More like letting a few spies slip behind enemy lines...

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 7, 12 at 12:51pm

    F that. If you're willing to consider a vibrator, just go full on and go find a hard cock. That way, the vibrator won't be left behind to remind you of your failure when you snap back into reality.

  • Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 7, 12 at 10:28am

    Or you could try having a real relationship with someone. But that would require actual effort on your part and force you to grow up. Never mind.

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      Submitted by queenv on Jun 7, 12 at 7:17pm

      That was just fucking dumb ...

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Jun 8, 12 at 3:28am

    Haliganbar do you some how know my ex friend?! Wish I could past this on her wall but tis blocked.