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  • Listen to me when I tell you this. There is a time for a man; when you want the full experience of sex and such. And there is a time for a vibrator; when you want the o in two minutes or under and get on w/ your day. Plain and simple.

    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Jun 7, 12 at 2:43pm
  • You're at war with your vagina? You should call in the navy. One slutty vag is no match for thousands of seamen.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 7, 12 at 12:42pm
  • Why on earth are you at war with your vagina?

    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 7, 12 at 9:36am
  • Cue the hypocritical whore comment onslaught

    Submitted by kushkong420 on Jun 7, 12 at 9:08am
  • Less likely to get an onslaught of STDs and more likely to finish sure sounds like losing to me.

    Submitted by WesPip on Jun 7, 12 at 12:57pm
  • If you're anywhere under age 25, the vibrator will be better than a boyfriend.... Date older, or get a vibrator.

    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:18pm
  • F that. If you're willing to consider a vibrator, just go full on and go find a hard cock. That way, the vibrator won't be left behind to remind you of your failure when you snap back into reality.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 7, 12 at 12:51pm
  • Or you could try having a real relationship with someone. But that would require actual effort on your part and force you to grow up. Never mind.

    Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 7, 12 at 10:28am
  • More like letting a few spies slip behind enemy lines...

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 7, 12 at 4:44pm
  • Haliganbar do you some how know my ex friend?! Wish I could past this on her wall but tis blocked.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Jun 8, 12 at 3:28am