I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Randomize