she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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