i just had sex bonerless
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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