Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sober January is a disaster.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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