how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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