I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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