This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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