lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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