hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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