So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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