david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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