Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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