I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I love you. Go after that dick
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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