then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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3 am caused me to have a threesome with my best friend... that vodka will FUCK you up, no doubt!
Caaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the loooooooove toniiiiiiiight...
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
I guess guys can get roofied, too
In between mom and dad?
Oh! I get it! He doesn't like boys and penises as
Much as I do because I like the tiny Japanese penises because they remind me of my little Mexican penis!
Nothing wrong with feeling strange boners.
I wish I woke up to a boner.
you two, take it to facebook please.
first two jeffs are fake
i bet the OP liked feeling someone else's boner
and the last one too
Jeff fails, clearly 912 is a he as he has a boner. Go fuck yourself.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Ohhh I get it... Jeff's a fuckin idiot..
Oh I get it! It's funny because he was so intoxicated on 3am vodka that he doesn't remember what he did last night that could result in him waking up touching a nother mans erection!
When I woke up someone was playing with my boner. Love 3am vodka!
You should have wrapped a nice, soft pretzel around it and nibbled on it.
The thought was there before the vodka was.
Roxy I'd like to fuck you
I hope you swing both ways
Oh I get it. Its funny because I he hates boners as much as I love them.
Wake up between mom and dad?
sorry 1:11, I really only enjoy dick...
That's cool, but I wouldn't wake up to find a boner that wasn't even mine.
Oh I get it! It's funny because she felt someone elses boner and not drinking alcohol anymore!
should have mixed vodka with mountian dew
Oh I get it! It's funny because I also like to feel boners that aren't even mine!
the boner was probably in his ass when he felt it