then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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3 am caused me to have a threesome with my best friend... that vodka will FUCK you up, no doubt!
Caaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the loooooooove toniiiiiiiight...
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
I guess guys can get roofied, too
In between mom and dad?
Oh! I get it! He doesn't like boys and penises as
Much as I do because I like the tiny Japanese penises because they remind me of my little Mexican penis!
Nothing wrong with feeling strange boners.
I wish I woke up to a boner.
first two jeffs are fake
you two, take it to facebook please.
i bet the OP liked feeling someone else's boner
and the last one too
Jeff fails, clearly 912 is a he as he has a boner. Go fuck yourself.
When I woke up someone was playing with my boner. Love 3am vodka!
Ohhh I get it... Jeff's a fuckin idiot..
You should have wrapped a nice, soft pretzel around it and nibbled on it.
The thought was there before the vodka was.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Oh I get it! It's funny because he was so intoxicated on 3am vodka that he doesn't remember what he did last night that could result in him waking up touching a nother mans erection!
Oh I get it. Its funny because I he hates boners as much as I love them.
Roxy I'd like to fuck you
I hope you swing both ways
Wake up between mom and dad?
sorry 1:11, I really only enjoy dick...
That's cool, but I wouldn't wake up to find a boner that wasn't even mine.
Oh I get it! It's funny because she felt someone elses boner and not drinking alcohol anymore!
should have mixed vodka with mountian dew
the boner was probably in his ass when he felt it
Oh I get it! It's funny because I also like to feel boners that aren't even mine!