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  • 3 am caused me to have a threesome with my best friend... that vodka will FUCK you up, no doubt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Caaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the loooooooove toniiiiiiiight...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:13pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:00pm
  • I guess guys can get roofied, too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:11pm
  • In between mom and dad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Oh! I get it! He doesn't like boys and penises as Much as I do because I like the tiny Japanese penises because they remind me of my little Mexican penis! -jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:04am
  • Nothing wrong with feeling strange boners.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:34pm
  • i bet the OP liked feeling someone else's boner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:25am
  • first two jeffs are fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:36am
  • and the last one too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:36am
  • you two, take it to facebook please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:28pm
  • I wish I woke up to a boner. Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:09pm
  • When I woke up someone was playing with my boner. Love 3am vodka!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:19pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:59pm
  • The thought was there before the vodka was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:05pm
  • Jeff fails, clearly 912 is a he as he has a boner. Go fuck yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Ohhh I get it... Jeff's a fuckin idiot..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:41pm
  • You should have wrapped a nice, soft pretzel around it and nibbled on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because he was so intoxicated on 3am vodka that he doesn't remember what he did last night that could result in him waking up touching a nother mans erection! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Oh I get it. Its funny because I he hates boners as much as I love them. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Roxy I'd like to fuck you I hope you swing both ways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:11pm
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't wake up to find a boner that wasn't even mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:08am
  • Wake up between mom and dad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:49pm
  • sorry 1:11, I really only enjoy dick... Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:12pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because she felt someone elses boner and not drinking alcohol anymore! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:11pm
  • should have mixed vodka with mountian dew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:11pm
  • the boner was probably in his ass when he felt it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because I also like to feel boners that aren't even mine! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:10pm