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  • 93 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:34pm

    3 am caused me to have a threesome with my best friend... that vodka will FUCK you up, no doubt!

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:13pm

    Caaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeel the loooooooove toniiiiiiiight...

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:36am

    and the last one too

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:11pm

    I guess guys can get roofied, too

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:11pm

    Roxy I'd like to fuck you I hope you swing both ways

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:00pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 85 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:59pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 82 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:28pm

    you two, take it to facebook please.

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:16pm

    Jeff fails, clearly 912 is a he as he has a boner. Go fuck yourself.

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:41pm

    Ohhh I get it... Jeff's a fuckin idiot..

  • 84 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:19pm

    When I woke up someone was playing with my boner. Love 3am vodka!

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:47pm

    In between mom and dad?

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:09pm

    I wish I woke up to a boner. Love, Roxy

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:34pm

    Nothing wrong with feeling strange boners.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:14pm

    You should have wrapped a nice, soft pretzel around it and nibbled on it.

  • 75 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:11pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because she felt someone elses boner and not drinking alcohol anymore! -Jeff

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:04am

    Oh! I get it! He doesn't like boys and penises as Much as I do because I like the tiny Japanese penises because they remind me of my little Mexican penis! -jeff

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:12pm

    sorry 1:11, I really only enjoy dick... Love, Roxy

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:49pm

    Wake up between mom and dad?

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:25pm

    Oh I get it. Its funny because I he hates boners as much as I love them. -Jeff

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:25am

    i bet the OP liked feeling someone else's boner

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:36am

    first two jeffs are fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:05pm

    The thought was there before the vodka was.

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:26pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he was so intoxicated on 3am vodka that he doesn't remember what he did last night that could result in him waking up touching a nother mans erection! -Jeff

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:11pm

    should have mixed vodka with mountian dew

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:10pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because I also like to feel boners that aren't even mine! -Jeff

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:11pm

    the boner was probably in his ass when he felt it

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:08am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't wake up to find a boner that wasn't even mine.