I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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