i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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