I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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