You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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