I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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